tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60656000017986564882024-03-14T13:51:50.643+04:00Life Detox with a Pack of Cigarettes and Swear Words."Just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character."Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-18130544685899899242010-04-26T16:52:00.001+04:002010-04-26T16:59:10.107+04:00Afternoon DelightWould you care for Tea? Earl Grey? Certainly.
Do you take milk or sugar with that?
How about a snack? Pussy cupcake, perhaps?
Yes, Pussy.
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-44845203480724816782010-04-26T15:11:00.001+04:002010-04-26T15:12:41.404+04:00Music TherapyUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-54196818484294493642010-04-26T04:33:00.000+04:002010-04-26T04:33:13.260+04:00Funerals are Fun!The Chinese believe that a funeral is the benchmark of a family's status symbol. They blow off most of their savings just to have a glamorous funeral for all the nosy neighbors to see.
Guest count is also as important as having a pimped- out funeral. The number of mourners is directly proportionate to the family of the dead dude's popularity, status symbol and importance to the community.
So Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-86792011683364724072010-04-26T02:05:00.000+04:002010-04-26T02:05:27.083+04:00Unfocused SensateWhy can't I get just one kiss?Why can't I get just one kiss?Believe me there's some things that I wouldn't missBut I look at your pants and I need a kiss!Why can't I get just one screw? Why can't I get just one screw?Believe me I know what to do!But something won't let me make love to you.Why can't I get just one fuck?Why can't I get just one fuck?I guess it's got something to do with luck!But IUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-66867704138769992332010-04-26T00:03:00.004+04:002010-04-26T02:24:39.171+04:00Getting Over a Broken HeartDear Tough Love Tin,
Everything about the man still resounds in my beaten heart and nagging head. The love affair that ended with a few words but started with none. If forgetting is impossible, I just wish that my senses would leave my beat up mind and heavy heart in peace.
The sound of his voice, and of the beautiful laughter we had when we were together keeps playing at the back of my head. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-75176847877553063782010-04-24T23:04:00.002+04:002010-04-24T23:43:26.910+04:00Getting Over a Broken BeautyI just spent around a hundred dollars yesterday on makeup. Although this is so unlikely for me to do, I just couldn’t resist the cute packaging and affordability of vanity products in South Korea. Local brands like Skin Food, Face Shop and Missha are sold only a quarter of the price compared to anywhere else in the world, so yeah, I just went gaga!
I spend a lot of my money on clothes, too. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-50049046407663532010-04-24T16:43:00.000+04:002010-04-24T16:43:47.868+04:00Riverdale's New Man... or so they think!Veronica finally meets the man she could never have. He's hot, but he thinks girls are... well, not. Archie fans, meet the first gay character of the beloved comic series, Kevin Keller!
"The introduction of Kevin is just about keeping the world of Archie Comics current and inclusive. Archie's hometown of Riverdale has always been a safe world for everyone. It just makes sense to have an Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-71129392517086343402010-04-21T19:33:00.009+04:002010-04-21T20:23:46.709+04:00Embracing CrazinessNothing makes my skin crawl more than reading poser-emo/indie-ish blogs. Written by self-proclaimed writers and artists aged 13-30, their regular entries consist of pathetic what-not’s any other human being bitches about. If endless musings of nostalgia, romantic confusion, societal bitterness and poetic desperation and know-it-all-isms aren’t bad enough, the sad attempt of overdosing every Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-41915220567170524862010-04-20T16:23:00.007+04:002010-04-21T14:10:14.644+04:00Spy Kids on CrackThere is nothing about Kick-Ass that your momma would like. Every single review I read compared this comic-book inspired movie to a Tarantino film due to its graphic violence, foul yet witty language and sick humor.
Just watch the trailer and you'll know what I'm talking about...
I TOLDJA!!!!
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-20325620930814828382010-04-19T23:39:00.000+04:002010-04-19T23:39:07.488+04:00Kickin' it with Tarantino!The two things that make my "guy side" happy: Violent and graphic new- age movies & funky kicks.
The Black Mamba.
Kill Bill 1&2. I am in love.
Beatrix Kiddo. The Bride. Mommy. Bang! Bang! Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-43034288710868166682010-04-19T19:49:00.000+04:002010-04-19T19:49:29.202+04:00The Perfect JeansSexy is BACK!!!And it's not from the GAP.
The THONGKINI!
Testimonials: "Men like it. Especially what's underneath."- Dionne, transvestite hooker at a dark alley
" It's not slutty! It's fashion revolution!" - Chelsea, high School student "Uncomfortable as hell but it screams "I WANT TO GET LAID!!!". That's good enough for me."- Debbie, 43-year old virgin
Product Made in Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-50838036850857048202010-04-19T18:06:00.001+04:002010-04-19T18:08:11.537+04:00Religion and the Resistance If you are Catholic, Filipino and easily offended, I suggest you don't read this.
Anywhere you look, the Philippines is surrounded by marks of Catholicism that rule the hypocritical lives of my countrymen. Latest statistic show that there are more than 600,000 churches in the Philippines plus 20 million chapels. More than 90% of the population are registered as Roman Catholics. TheUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-30661368023028238392010-04-19T11:48:00.000+04:002010-04-19T11:48:14.110+04:00Colors, Numbers and Cuts.Discontent is written all over your face. When I honestly thought I got you all figured out after one thousand eight hundred and forty three days, I surprised myself when I had a good look at you.
Once, you were this cloud of radiating colors that never seized to light up the room even through the darkest and hardest of times. Your colors were overwhelmingly beautiful, so much so Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-18206296531721015812010-04-18T20:23:00.000+04:002010-04-18T20:23:17.899+04:00Next Stop: The Geriatric Ward!I knew this day would come, but I wasn’t prepared for it. I know I haven’t been mobile in anyway for the past few weeks. So far, my only physical activity is taking a shower, going to the toilet… and that’s it. Most of my days are spent in front of my laptop, and I seriously could see a huge butt stamp in my bed whenever I get out of it. That‘s how bad it is.
My back has been killing me the pastUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-30263595039102466772010-04-17T22:20:00.005+04:002010-04-17T22:45:20.322+04:00Wholesale at its finest?As soon as you walk in the door, you already know what to expect when you're in COSTCO.
Fresh Food: Check!
Middle- aged Filipinos comparing prices and looking for cheaper deals: Check! Check!
Reasonably- priced electronics: Check!
The sea of clothes labeled as Made in the US of A, but we all know those are made in Bangladesh: Check!
But there's more...
WAIT FOR IT!!!
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-88253886501450587182010-04-17T19:15:00.001+04:002010-04-17T19:16:30.186+04:00OH MY GOD!YES! YES! YESSSSS!!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-59718627036238236332010-04-17T00:41:00.000+04:002010-04-17T00:41:03.929+04:00Sleep Sweet
Good night, my world. Sleep sweet, for tomorrow brings uncertainty.Uncertain that you- a walking contradiction, bounded by freedom and conformity.Will understand the thoughts that go through my head. There are just too many things that need to be said.
Sleep Sweet.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-24625002879639326742010-04-16T20:43:00.027+04:002010-04-16T22:01:15.962+04:00The Anti- Groupie That is Me.Since I started my Life Detox, I have fallen into the trap of social retardation. For two weeks, I've been to two places: work (and what's part of it) and my house. I’ve never stepped out of the room, much less have seen the light of day during my days off. And when I‘m around people, I’m completely off, even though I am making a conscious effort to function normally.
Not that I am Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-27456818341934344192010-04-16T16:54:00.002+04:002010-04-16T23:34:26.619+04:00Liza, the Goddess With A Thousand HeartsLiza is a goddess to the eyes of many, but she refuses to look at her reflection. She still has scars from the day that she gave her heart away to any man that would take care of it. Her heart, they say, is as big and open as the rainforest with all its bounty. Much more than her heart, her whole being can shelter thousands of lives and it will still have room for those who wander her way.
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-83462814022336188372010-04-16T13:10:00.000+04:002010-04-16T13:10:02.245+04:00Nerf for the Big BoysHand it to the freakishly brilliant Japanese to come up with technology that can make life much, much easier for mankind.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Blow Job Machine.
I wasn't actually surprised when I stumbled upon this. Heck, I was actually glad that finally, men actually realized that women do not want to do this for you!!! Not as much as you want them too, anyway. Which is Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-24991358447297683602010-04-15T18:42:00.006+04:002010-04-15T18:53:35.695+04:00Light Up the Candle in Your Life...Live long and prosper.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-6974455944765319822010-04-15T15:33:00.019+04:002010-04-17T09:34:49.063+04:00Mongolian Wrestling Couture At Its Finest
The traditional wrestling costume includes an open-fronted jacket, tied around the waist with a string. This is said to have come into use after the champion of a wrestling competition many years ago was discovered to be a woman. The jacket was introduced to ensure that only men could compete. - WIKIPEDIA
The traditional wrestling costume is a baby pink bolero with a white tassel for a leaner,Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-42382894860122101892010-04-15T14:02:00.011+04:002010-04-15T15:22:52.384+04:00Mrs. WhiteMrs. White had it going for her. Before the economic crisis hit Dubai, she was one of those expats who lived the dream. A penthouse apartment that had a view good enough for a postcard, a paycheck that can let her party at the most exclusive clubs with the wealthiest people in the world, and a successful career that most Ivy League graduates aim for in their lifetime.But there was one problem Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065600001798656488.post-33299517405369530452010-04-15T12:58:00.006+04:002010-04-15T14:02:34.909+04:00Number One.Here’s the thing… I am rusty with my writing so bear with me if you see errors here and there. I am my worst critic so believe me when I say that it is quite hard for me to start a blog that I intend to share with an audience.Every few years or so, the universe slaps me with hardships and mind- boggling situations that compel me to take a second look on how I live. The whole process starts out Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2